August 6th, 2005
Lo, 'tis a Dynasty Thrice...
DANGER
MOUSTACHE
2005 World Champs!
and
HELL TOUPEE
2005 King Losers!
Keep lovin', keep believin'. See you in 2006.
August 3rd, 2005
The shitstorm begins.
PLAYOFFS
Saturday, August 6th, B.F. Day
FIRST ROUND
12:45pm: (#3)
The Darkside (L) vs. (#6) Private School
Punks (W)
1:35pm: (#4)
Danger Moustache (W) vs. (#5)
Kung Fu Street Hustlers
(Forfeit!)
SECOND ROUND
2:25pm: (#1) Dead Yuppies (L)
vs. (#6) Private School Punks (W)
3:15pm: (#2) The Pirates (L) vs. (#4)
Danger Moustache (W)
4:05pm: FESTIVAL
O' LOSERS!
(#9) Hell Toupee (W) vs. (#10)
Champain Jammm (L)
4:55pm: WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIP!
Private School Punks (L)
Danger Moustache (W)
July 8th, 2005
A "Blast" from the "Past"!
(Thanks to Andy Arkley!)
1) No hitting people in the head.
2) No "real" pitching. The pitcher's job is to roll the ball
over the plate.
3) At the plate, four foul balls and you're out. It's OK to swing and
miss and it's OK to not swing at all. There are no "balls" and
"strikes".
4) No stealing and no lead-offs.
5) Respect the No-Go Zone.
6) NO CRYING.
7) The Umpires are the Alphas and the Omegas.
8) Games are 5 innings long.
9) FACE KONTROL! Your team needs a uniform and every member should
wear it. "Uniform" can be interpreted how you like, but it should
be visible. Matching thongs are nice, but we need to see them.
10) Batting List + Fielding List = a game where another team won't bitch
at you for only playing your
two meatiest biggest dudes. ROTATE all your players.
11) Six members of your team need to show up to play, otherwise you forfeit
the game.
COMMISH:
Sarah Heston -- redsarah at juno dot com
HEAD UMPS:
Sarah
J.T.
Laurie
Wes
Bud
WEB/DUNGEONMASTER:
Todd Arkley -- todd at arkley dot net
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|
| Regular Season | |
| Dead Yuppies |
8-1
|
|
The Pirates
|
7-2
|
| The Darkside |
6-3
|
|
Danger Moustache
|
6-3
|
|
Kung Fu Street Hustlers
|
5-4
|
| Private School Punks |
5-4
|
|
The Love
|
3-6
|
| El Camino |
3-6
|
| Hell Toupee |
2-7
|
| Champain Jammm |
0-9
|
TEAM BIOS!
The Night The
Universe Can
Finally Be
Deemed
Completely Evil
Yet Totally
Perfect For All
Future Gods
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Library Science
NadaMucho
Providence
Kickball
Brooklyn Kickball
Arkley.net
In the Westcoast Kickball League, the phrase "everybody wins"
is astoundingly rejected. The League encourages deep, dark rivalries,
intractable grudges, and an obsessive, unhealthy desire to achieve kickball
supremacy; however, the League also fosters not hitting others in the
head, wherein lies a paradox. With these two contradicting ethics, the
League is asking teams to view playing as an act that scrapes and caresses
the deepest, darkest parts of their insides, leading humans to duel in
the ultimate struggle of life: Ego Fulfillment vs. Ego Destruction.